just-gypsy-caroline:

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

I like the sound of your grandmother.

(via confirmance)

infamously-exhausted:

i hope the rest of july treats you well, august leaves you happy, september fills you with warmth, october gives you closure, november gives you new beginnings, december gives you A love of your life, and 2018 is fruitful and you love and are loved

(via c-teardrops)

eatingisfab:

The debate in my head everytime i wake up
“get up and exercise’
“nah, go back to sleep”

(via hotboyproblems)

bob-belcher:

me, who has no musical talent whatsoever: dude, let’s start a band

(via confirmance)

bepeu:

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

(via hotboyproblems)

luhshawnay:

imagine dating someone who understands you and your aesthetics and constantly took really attractive and aesthetically photos with and of you

(via helpfvl)